Post by Bad Luck on Mar 31, 2023 8:20:54 GMT 2
It may sound unusual, but I have a bit of a predicament on my hands - my cat, Whiskers, is bisexual. While I fully support and embrace the LGBTQ+ community, Whiskers' situation has become somewhat exhausting, and it has left me wondering if he could just pick a side already.
Let me clarify, I'm all for love and companionship in any form, and Whiskers' love life is no exception. But it's the chaos that his relationships bring to our household that has me frazzled.
When Whiskers started showing interest in both male and female cats, I was nothing but supportive. However, as time went on, it became apparent that he was quite the Casanova, leaving a trail of broken hearts (and claws) in his wake. The neighborhood cats, it seems, have a hard time accepting his fluidity.
On any given day, I can expect various cats to perch on our fence, seeking Whiskers' attention or even attempting a showdown to stake their claim. While it's amusing at times, the resulting chaos has become a cause for concern. The incessant meowing, marking, and late-night brawls have me feeling like a referee at a feline wrestling match.
Don't get me wrong, I love Whiskers to bits and will always support him, but a part of me wishes he would settle down, regardless of which gender he chooses. It's not about the bisexuality; it's about the turmoil that his inability to make a choice brings to our lives.
I've consulted with other cat owners and even sought advice from veterinarians, but it seems that Whiskers' behavior is beyond anything they've encountered before. At the end of the day, I want my cat to be happy and healthy, and I hope he finds the purr-fect partner.
Until then, I'll continue to support Whiskers and his bisexual journey, all while reminding myself that the heart wants what the heart wants, even if it's a feline heart that's driving me up the wall.
Let me clarify, I'm all for love and companionship in any form, and Whiskers' love life is no exception. But it's the chaos that his relationships bring to our household that has me frazzled.
When Whiskers started showing interest in both male and female cats, I was nothing but supportive. However, as time went on, it became apparent that he was quite the Casanova, leaving a trail of broken hearts (and claws) in his wake. The neighborhood cats, it seems, have a hard time accepting his fluidity.
On any given day, I can expect various cats to perch on our fence, seeking Whiskers' attention or even attempting a showdown to stake their claim. While it's amusing at times, the resulting chaos has become a cause for concern. The incessant meowing, marking, and late-night brawls have me feeling like a referee at a feline wrestling match.
Don't get me wrong, I love Whiskers to bits and will always support him, but a part of me wishes he would settle down, regardless of which gender he chooses. It's not about the bisexuality; it's about the turmoil that his inability to make a choice brings to our lives.
I've consulted with other cat owners and even sought advice from veterinarians, but it seems that Whiskers' behavior is beyond anything they've encountered before. At the end of the day, I want my cat to be happy and healthy, and I hope he finds the purr-fect partner.
Until then, I'll continue to support Whiskers and his bisexual journey, all while reminding myself that the heart wants what the heart wants, even if it's a feline heart that's driving me up the wall.
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Edit: Updated because we are all now old and cannot see small font like we could 12 years ago